Relax. Create.

lesbianlust:

katepilgrimvstheworld:

feminist-femme-fatale:

honeyweregoingdown:

ninelivespussy:

FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…

"What’s your name again?"

Damn, I need to kiss someone

THERE’S A LOT OF HAPPINESS IN THIS AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY

it also makes me super sad bc i just want to smooch my girlfriend

This is lovely. It’s refreshing to see such happiness :)

ow my heart physically hurts 

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alicexz:

Finished a warmup painting originally posted on my Instagram; I got a ton of requests to draw this fab lady, so hope you guys like it!
lulz-time:

snorl4x:
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
#what does the crayon define as an emergency
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showslow:

Allan Teger, Bodyscapes

Photographer Allan Teger’s Bodyscapes project makes the nude human form fun - sexy fun.

has taken the nude body and transformed it into a landscape, taking the bodies curves, unique characteristics, and shape and made it the playground of miniature figures.

project’s monochrome photos are made by placing miniatures directly on nude models, which become the landscape for comical, often suggestive recreation. The project began in 1976 and continues through today, according to the Bodyscapes website.

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myrad:

kill3r-smil3z:

a-homeless-man-with-icecream:

artmonia:

Incredible Shadow Art Created From Junk by Tim Noble & Sue Webster.

How people do this is insane…

This is amazing

is anyone going to talk about the fact that one of them is made of dicks

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winchester-kelly:

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the—superwholockian:

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eatsleepcrap:

wincherlockedintardis:

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here


No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

ravenclaws vs hufflepuffs

Submerged by Tyler Shields.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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